Somewhere out there.....
.....is a home, just waiting for Sully.
If you are the type of person who might go to an animal shelter and be told that one dog in particular is in desperate need of a loving family who will have patience with his bad behavior; that this dog "is not for just anyone, he is high maintenance but with a lot of obedience training will make the perfect family pet," and upon hearing all this, consider the dog yours - IF YOU ARE THIS PERSON, then Sully needs you.
You see, Sully is a wild thing in need of some TLC. He also cannot withstand one more bout of kennel cough.
And he is on sale in the shop. Plus free shipping!